Chris Keeton and His Orchestra Extraordinaire
Welcome to Chris Keeton's Web Area
Don't I look serious? Hey, it was a long day.
Why Do You, Chris, Have a Home Page?
In this modern age of telecommunications, it is nearly impossible to go anywhere without a homepage.
I guess you could say, "ISP -- Don't Leave Home(site) Without It." But who knows where all of this will eventually
lead? I don't think any one can really tell for sure. There are a lot of sites out there, and I think everyone should
have a homepage, if for no other reason than to just waste time in making it. I would like to outline some various
aspects of this homepage, the different areas of interest, and let you get into the wonderful life of me, Chris Keeton.
Click on the titles of each area and visit them for yourself! You'll be glad you did!
Have you ever wondered about me? I know many of my family and friends have looked at me, shaken their
heads, and said, "Poor boy. You know, I wonder about him. He isn't right in the head." Well, I now will put your
questions to rest. In this section, called About Me, I will attempt to answer your deepest,
darkest questions, and let you into my world. You may need an escape, and you will have one.
However, I must wonder why you came in the first place. But, I hope you find out all you wanted about me. If not,
tough luck.
This newsletter's full title is, "Why Is It . . .? -- Observations of the World Around Us" Updated every couple of weeks, this
newsletter will contain various thoughts on various subjects, from the mainstream to be bizzare, from the interesting, to the
dull. Visit often, and tell your friends to visit as well. You can e-mail me with comments and suggestions for
future issues. I welcome all comments. The reason I have decided to publish the newsletter via the Internet is due to the
suggestions of family and friend. Plus, this gives me the ability to share my thoughts and observations with many,
many people.
Even in the technical world, and even with someone like me, I have many friends and acquaintences, many of whom have pages of
their own. Although my friends seem to be bizzare on occasion, I think very highly of them. I will include a little
description of them, links to their pages (if they have one. If not, then I'll tell them to get on the ball and make one for
your viewing pleasure) and things like that. Do you have friends? I am sure you do. But, if you stay on the Internet all
the time, you may not. But, at any rate, check out my friends and see why I love 'em!
In this section, I hope to place comments, good or bad, that strike me as noteworthy. As I receive e-mail
from all of you, I will pick some interesting comments and publish them for everyone to see. I hope to receive lots of
e-mail from you, and you can feel free to send as much and as often
as you wish. I will also publish jokes, items of interest, and the like! So, hope to hear from you soon!
How to Contact Me
If you would like to e-mail me, feel free to send all correspondence to sparky@
mrmicro.net. Plus if you have ICQ, my number is 13721258. Get in touch!
And Finally, Friends . . .
As this first index page draws to a close, I would like to thank all of you who come to visit. I also thank you for telling others to
visit my site. I apologize for the lack of photos (all photos are taken with my video conferencing camera), but as soon as I can
get a scanner, I will undoubtedly add more pictures of friends and all kinds of fun!